2004-04-20 [Avoral]: *Digs himself out of the ground finally* DAMMIT! Who buried me?! *Looks at Atridane, then at Robot* Bastards. Anyway! ^_^ Yeah, Malkavian, I was barely informed as well. And when I was, it was right before I left. But the situation's simple... We're going on a Wiki imperialism kick. I think it's a lot better than harassing Goths, don't you agree?

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: *tisk tisk* I'm am ALMOST offended [Whim]

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Why would you be offended?

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: from your statement up nyaw ^ Its nothing really. I'm just wondering exactly how my wiki would succeed? I was still waiting on terms of "war"

2004-04-20 [Whim]: It's just business. Nothing personal. Sometimes innocent nations must be taken for the greater good.

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: Indeed

2004-04-20 [Whim]: So I'm sure you understand my desire to handle your wiki without hostilities.

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: Ofcourse. Although I am not sure what hostilies there are.

2004-04-20 [Avoral]: Well, the hostilities would clearly just be random declarations from our powermongering core. Anyway, I'm gone!

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Ah, you know, standard stuff. Nothing too bad, just gentle acts of violence. (anything that won't attract the elftown guards actually...hehe)

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: lol

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: interesting tactics indeed

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Well, if they weren't interesting, we'd probably be ignored and called stupid instead of just being called stupid...hehe.

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: this may be true

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Well, would you have agreed to anything at all or even payed me any attention if I would have said, "Hey, give me your wiki or I'll spam you."?

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: no I would have told you to fuck off and blocked you

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Exactly. So you can see how my tactics must appeal to someone like yourself.

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: war tactics are an interest ofcourse, I just dont like being fucked with.

2004-04-20 [Whim]: And that's why I'm prepared to look into multiple options that don't include straight up go in and be an ass to everyone.

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: understandable

2004-04-20 [Whim]: That's why I'm the one who does the talking instead of those who would rather ignore any kind of talk and go straight to the war part.

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: Frankly I prefer even the smallest bit of witty repartee

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Oh, I got that too. Just not so much during business. During anyother time, including fights, I'm all about being witty, but when it's business it's about getting the job done.

2004-04-20 [circus snatch]: I dont use ethics that much but I like to whip them about every now and again to piss people off.

2004-04-20 [Avoral]: *Stretches* Well, I'm back, this conversation probably having been long since ended... But yeah. Witty harrassment and cutesy diplomacy are both my departments, and imperialistic negotiations are that of Whim. Lately, we've all humored the suggestion that we don't just destroy people's minds by making them cry themselves to sleep at night, and instead gain power and momentum. Hence the reason Whim's the General of the Seraphim.

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Yeah, because I'm all about power and momentum.

2004-04-20 [Malkavian]: Whats up?

2004-04-20 [Avoral]: *Squishes* Oh, just discussing things with our new acquisition... And I'm still getting around to making the yoke-banner to go on our conquered Wikis. ^_^

2004-04-20 [Whim]: And malkavian, before you get pissed again, we're currently looking to conquer the Tindomiel's wiki.

2004-04-20 [Avoral]: Ah, yes. Tindomiel might be good to assimilate as well, if her skills are quite what they seem.

2004-04-20 [Avoral]: Behold my whinny wankerness

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Eh, skills are fairly pointless right now. It's all about numbers. She's been trying to discuss her decision with her members first. She may be taking too long.

2004-04-20 [Avoral]: Hmm... Any coercion necessary? *Cracks knuckles, reaches for the bat*

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Not just yet. We'll give her one more day to decide. I'd rather have the willing under my control instead of those who would plot to rebel.

2004-04-20 [Avoral]: Oh yeah... You have a good point. We do need willing victims to go under our oppressive thumbs, not a pack of Brujah.

2004-04-20 [Whim]: Exactly. We get the packs of brujah after we have enough reliable support.

2004-04-20 [Avoral]: Exactly. And we direct them to their untimely deaths, ne?

2004-04-20 [Whim]: at some point, perhaps...hehe.

2004-04-20 [4V0r41]: plants cars around the Wiki

2004-04-20 [4V0r41]: My evil is absolute

2004-04-20 [4V0r41]: Kisses himself. Oh yeah!!

2004-04-20 [Malkavian]: ~`Doesn't kiss Atridane`~ o_>

2004-04-21 [circus snatch]: *perks eyebrow*

2004-04-21 [Avoral]: Oh crap. *Calls in the bomb squad* Hey Whim... Do you think Atridane wires them all conventionally?

2004-04-21 [Avoral]: *Shifts eyes* *KISSES MALKAVIAN!!!* ^_^ ^_^ ^_^!!!

2004-04-21 [Whim]: does atridane do anything conventionally?

2004-04-21 [Skyy]: Well...what have I missed.

2004-04-21 [Malkavian]: o_0 um... Av...I thought you went out with katie?

2004-04-21 [Skyy]: wow! apparently I missed alot.

2004-04-21 [Neimo]: So it seems, as have I.

2004-04-21 [Whim]: Skyy has missed an appearance or two of atridane, the competion of the conquering of one wiki and the near conquering of a second wiki. Um...Avoral has been setting up the badge for the conquered wikis and I have no idea what the katie/malkavian kissy stuff is all about, but Avoral is weird and I'm sure it has something to do with marshmallows.

2004-04-21 [Skyy]: hmm. well he can do what he likes...i guess...

2004-04-21 [Whim]: Indeed. I'm so behind on all my important tasks. So much studying and conquering to do. Ugh! I hate things that make me have to not sleep.

2004-04-21 [Skyy]: Well...I guess we're not doing any conquering tonight.

2004-04-21 [Whim]: Probably not. At least not until a good bit later. Oh, and to catch Neimo up on all that she may have missed: Avoral made this wiki to piss on goths and when that fell through due to his uncontrollable ability to make goths like him, so I thought of the idea to conquer other wikis. This has gone well so far. We already have conquered one wiki and are currently in talks with the leader of another wiki. This project has been in effect for the past couple of days, so it isn't entirely stable yet. Avoral has become slightly infatuated with the leader of the first wiki, but I don't care as long as he gets our logo on their board. As for other news, nothing of any significance has occured.

2004-04-21 [Skyy]: Yes...sadly I have found as of late that Avoral does indeed have a damn heart. And since I turned down the love that he was so eagerly directing to me, he has taken on the responsiblity of meeting the needs of...err...the enemy.

2004-04-21 [Malkavian]: Anything important that I have missed?

2004-04-21 [Whim]: I just figured it was due to his powerful addiction to boobs.

2004-04-21 [Skyy]: It might be that too, but you can't see that many boobs on here...and well. I don't have boobs, being a guy and all.

2004-04-21 [Whim]: I think the idea of boobs may be attractive enough for him.

2004-04-21 [Malkavian]: o_>, I'm not even going to touch this one.

2004-04-21 [Whim]: What's not to touch? Jump in anytime you like. You know you really can't complain about us not telling you stuff if you're not participating anyway.

2004-04-22 [Avoral]: Come on. Touch the boobs. But hey! It wasn't the boobs or appearance in general that made me enjoy this quasi-pretty-headed one... It was the adorability of it. (However, I still like the Malkavian better.) And it's not infatuation, damn it! It's enjoyable conversation. *Nods* Besides. It doubles up as diplomacy. Anyway! ... Eh? When did I go offering the Skyy love? *Checks homosexuality gauge... Finds it ticking at a low 1...* No gay activity in the past week, because the residuals would pick up on this thing.

2004-04-22 [Avoral]: Oh, and I've got a Hit List candidate.

2004-04-22 [Whim]: I'm pretty sure the avoral homo gauge ticks at at least 2 at all times.

2004-04-22 [Skyy]: That's because I'm in Iraq Avoral not over there with you...bastard.

2004-04-22 [Avoral]: Whim, the cross-dressing does not count toward homosexuality. I was put up to it by the Holbert. And... Eh? Once again, I must blink a few times at Skyy. Seems he's fantasizing more than he should be... *Nods*

2004-04-22 [Whim]: Well, I can't say I would entirely blame Skyy for any overly affectionate thoughts he may have towards home and the people of it.

2004-04-22 [Skyy]: I'm sorry I'm fantasizing...I must have mistaken you calling me a bastard for, I love you and I want you...Oops...my bad. I should work on the meanings of what people say a little more.

2004-04-22 [Avoral]: Oh, that makes more sense. Yeah... Affections for back home are kosher. Just seemed a bit... Flitty beforehand. But I wasn't unsettled anyway, so it's all good. But yeah, it was just 'bastard'. No double meaning.

2004-04-22 [Neimo]: *randomly licks Anakai*

2004-04-22 [Skyy]: *Randomly licks the wall*...*looks around*...inanimate objects don't slap you or talk back...someday I'll find...ahh...fuck it, never mind..

2004-04-22 [Whim]: Someday I will create an inanimate object that is animate. I will call it...CHEESE!

2004-04-23 [Neimo]: Oh yeah? I will create the same kind of object, (because you will never be intelligent enough to patent it), and I will name it Coffee!!!!

2004-04-23 [Whim]: eh...doesn't much matter. I was just gonna eat it anyway.

2004-04-23 [Neimo]: And I will get millions from it, then laugh at you when you must move into a shack and become addicted to my inanimate.animate object! *cackles* Billy-Bob Gates, look out! *beams*

2004-04-23 [Whim]: I hate coffee. I'll be addicted to the paint chips that my shack is made of long before I'll be addicted to coffee.

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Hey Whim... Remember Culmetera? I was just thinking about it... And it's kind of ironic that Kaby should bring up her plan.

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: *Licks Kaby back* Ooh baby... Do that again.

2004-04-23 [Whim]: I vaguely remember remembering about hearing some slight mention of something that may or may not have been considered to be called something along the lines of Culmetera.

2004-04-23 [Neimo]: *grins* *Licks Anakai's knee*

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Culmetera was our plan back in 10th grade (11th for you) for the drink with trace amounts of cocaine, enough to get everyone addicted... And then the evil plan to buy off the FDA so their investigations would turn out negative on anything harmful or addictive. And then the question "What would you do if you were an evil corporate mogul?"

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Mmm... I like it when you lick me there, Kaby.

2004-04-23 [Whim]: Oh, yes. Kulm Terra. Actually that was MY idea for an art project in 11th grade to make a soft drink that looked metallic. The idea got stretched among us because we were trying to think of a way to make it sell which led to "evil corporate mogul" dreams.

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Well, it became OUR evil plan, which was the OUR I was referring to.

2004-04-23 [Skyy]: *sniff* Why can't I be a evil corporate mogul*kicks Avoral*...bastard

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Oh, come on. A Ventrue? Being an evil corporate mogul? Perish the thought... *Blinks*

2004-04-23 [Skyy]: *looks over at Avoral* ok...look. I'm trying to lie...I'm very good at it. You don't have to go and ruin it for me. Damn it's hard having to work with a Malkavian...wait...not you malkavian I'm talking about Avoral...bastard

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: F to the wizah. ^_^ Score one for the Moon Clan. Ha! You wanker, you must find where the thread of lies can be cut, and guard the rest of it from eyes and thoughts alike. But the important stuff, you have to leave completely out in the open, but buried slightly... And let everyone get so used to the top of it that they don't think a single thing about the whole structure. Malkavianesque advice straight from the Fracture. ^_^

2004-04-23 [Skyy]: Your the storyteller dumbass...I tell you that shit anyway...*looks at you*...*does a back kick to you while your running with shoes*...hehehe

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Bastard.

2004-04-23 [Malkavian]: Whore...~`Thinks then finishes word.`~ ssss....

2004-04-23 [Whim]: Two wikis now belong to us. Our nation will soon prosper greatly.

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: *Is a whore!* ^_^

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Excellent. That's two down... I'm going to work on the scripting.

2004-04-23 [Whim]: And who took down two wikis single-handedly? Me! Take that you lazy bastards and Malkavian....and sometime Neimo.

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Who's keeping the empire stable? So there.

2004-04-23 [Whim]: You're only keeping it stable cause boobs are involved with the conquests so far...hehe.

2004-04-23 [Avoral]: Hey now, it's not the boobs. It's the cutesiness.

2004-04-23 [Malkavian]: o_0

2004-04-23 [Skyy]: I'm just here to look cool=)

2004-04-23 [Malkavian]: I guess so.

2004-04-23 [Skyy]: ...sadly I'm not doing my job very well

2004-04-24 [Avoral]: Ah, get some pictures scanned and all will be peachy.

2004-04-24 [Skyy]: ...Like I said...I'm not doing my job very well.:)

2004-04-24 [Neimo]: Bah.. The hell I'm lazy, you bitch ass mother fucker... *licks* 

2004-04-24 [Avoral]: I kills you. *Hugs Kaby*

2004-04-24 [Whim]: I didn't directly call anyone who isn't a batard lazy.

2004-04-25 [Skyy]: well...

2004-04-25 [Neimo]: :D *chuckles* *hugs Anakai* *keeps company with his lonely knees*

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: Need to find a vending machine that adminsters hugs...

2004-04-25 [Neimo]: Not hugs... Merely affection.

2004-04-25 [Whim]: I want a Hershey Pie vending machine.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: I need like a self-inflicting machiene that gives me things so I can cut myself. :D

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: bastards...

2004-04-25 [Neimo]: Fuckers...

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: Assholes...

2004-04-25 [Whim]: donuts....

2004-04-25 [Neimo]: Um..um... Peanuts!!!

2004-04-25 [Whim]: coconuts!!

2004-04-25 [Neimo]: *chuckles* Butter!!!

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: my wiki O_>

2004-04-25 [Whim]: I'm highly offended now. You directed Butter directly towards me. You didn't encompass the entire room. That's cold....

2004-04-25 [Neimo]: Not quite. I never specifically directed anything towards you. You, on the other hand, are entirely too prone to jumping to conclusions, and should learn the difference between a comment directed towards you alone, or made in general. It shall save you much suffering in the future should you do so...

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Actually I just wanted to make an obsurd(sp?) comment about being called butter. Oh well, point taken and noted.

2004-04-25 [Neimo]: *grins* And I just wanted to get specific and absurde.

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Avoral has just informed me that both of us almost spelled absurd right.

2004-04-25 [Neimo]: Well Anakai is a little bitch...and I'll spell Aubsuhrd however I feel like it... :P

2004-04-25 [Neimo]: Gotta go... Later.

2004-04-25 [Whim]: He's going to eat you now.

2004-04-25 [Avoral]: I -AM- a machine that dispenses hugs.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: ~`Hugs Avoral?`~ O_>

2004-04-25 [Avoral]: ~Gives Malkavian infinite free hugs!~

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: Bleh...I think i'm gonna vom...~`Throws up on the floor`~ vomit

2004-04-25 [Avoral]: Hon... You need to start feeling better. Get bed-rest, and don't do anything for a very long time.

2004-04-25 [Delladreing]: HELLOO!!

2004-04-25 [Avoral]: Hey! ^_^ Glad to have you as a part of the empire, Delandreing.

2004-04-25 [Delladreing]: more than happy to, u hit a sore nerve wen u mentioned them wanabee wiccans btw i was sitting there goin :| at the screen lol

2004-04-25 [Avoral]: Oh, I'm sorry! Did I insult you in any way when I said that?

2004-04-25 [Delladreing]: no lol but they do!! stupid fake wanabees *mutter mutter*

2004-04-25 [Avoral]: Oh, by 'sore nerve', I thought you meant I had said something to hurt you. Yeah, they anger me greatly. Though I myself am not a practitioner, I see bits and pieces of sense in some of the teachings. They, on the other hand, just don't seem to think.

2004-04-25 [Delladreing]: lol no if you annoy me i will tell you lol, *just like i shrieked at sum on the guild of pagans* hmm they annoy me greatly, im sick of them coming over to me and asking how to summon satan and im like "..........." the whole time *is a witch or pagan btw altho wouldnt call herself wiccan*

2004-04-25 [Avoral]: Oh, cool. Yeah, you have to be blunt with me, for I am male and men are pigs. ^_^! Anyway, though... Yeah. The funny part is the whole movement of Satanism... Crowley and his followers, if I recall correctly, were merely pagans who realized that their beliefs coincided with the idea of the Spiritus Mundi... AKA the "World Spirit," AKA Satan. So they just up and called it that. Then you have devil-worshipping children who call themselves Satanists. Don't you just want to shoot them in the face?

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: Let them believe what they wanna, after all they are still children in their mind.

2004-04-25 [Avoral]: Yeah... Point taken. All they're really doing is bouncing from one thing to the next, unable to realize they have no minds of their own as they gradually form some sort of sentience... But still, they annoy me for the here and now, and that's why I shoot them.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: Anthony, I would like you to be part of my wiki if you want?

2004-04-25 [Skyy]: hello everyone.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: I TOLD NO ONE OF A SECRET WIKI -shifty eyes-

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Hi Skii. Wikis aren't secret.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: Whim, I'm not talking to you...bastard. ~`Throws a butterknife at you.`~

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: that was amusing

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: o_0

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Bah! *catches butterknife* I feel less than loved.

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: O.o

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Hi Narcissus. How goes it? Enjoy any projectiles lately?

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: mmmm not lately

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Ah...just checking to see if I was the only one. Turns out I am.

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: my condolenses

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Nah, save it for someone who can't catch a butterknife.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: ~`Pokes Whim's eyebrow which she named 'Butch'`~

2004-04-25 [Whim]: *jumps back* Um...I don't feel safe having a malkavian who threw a butterknife at me poke me anywhere.

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: I wouldnt either but she gave me a popstickle so its ok

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: That's right ~snaps fingers`~

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Well...I suppose she did give me this lovely butterknife.

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: *bites fingers*

2004-04-25 [Whim]: *your fingers or mine?*

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: The Penguins Made Me Do It

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: everyones but mine

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Can I have the rest of the silverware that matches this knife?

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Oh, well, as long as it was everyone's.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: ~`Dumps silverware in/on Whim.`~

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: *bites whim's fingers*

2004-04-25 [Whim]: Yay, now my kitchen will be complete. Ouch! *grabs finger* Where's Skyy? Bite his fingers.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: No it won't because you don't have plates!!!

2004-04-25 [Whim]: I use paper plates.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: do you put them in the dishwasher?

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: thats dangerous

2004-04-25 [Whim]: No, I just wash them regular like. They're actually styrofoamish. Easy to wipe clean.

2004-04-25 [Malkavian]: ~`Beams Whim with a fluffy fisher price baseball bat.`~

2004-04-25 [circus snatch]: O.o'

2004-04-26 [Whim]: OW! Wait...that probably didn't hurt. I've been hit really hard with a real bat before. It nearly knocked me out.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: You also almost got hit in the face with a glass... Hehehe...

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Yeah, but that was by someone I know and can smite back..hehe.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Oh, next time your diplomacy won't work. Can't be a pacifist forever... ^_^

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Well, I could, but it would get in the way of all my sadism.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Oh, I wasn't talking about you</b> losing your pacifism.Missing: </b>

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Well, my statement still applies to you. You know, there's a difference between pacifism and laziness.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Point taken. Damn it... The laziness will never subside. But I like to think of it as pacifism... Because it meets the same ends, ultimately.

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Yeah, well, you could pretend you're like "the dude" from the big labowski, but you're too jumpy for that.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: I still want to get that chick in bed. What was her name...? Bunny?

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Yes, that was her. She's a nympho so you easily could.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Yeah, I know.

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Plus she was a porn star, so she's experienced.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Which means, despite the obvious drawbacks, she'd be able to make it fun. ^_^

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Yeah, but the only problem is that she'd probably get bored with you cause she's probably done it all and seen it all.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Damn it. I need to worship Cthulhu and get me some tentacles. See if she's tried that.

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Wow. I'll bet everyone female who's watching this is shaking her head and remembering... "Men are pigs".

2004-04-26 [circus snatch]: maybe

2004-04-26 [Avoral]: Oh well, we love you anyway! ^_^

2004-04-26 [Whim]: Hey, I'm not the one wanting to do her (well, not saying I do anyway...hehe), I'm just an informant.